vineri, 29 iulie 2011
sâmbătă, 16 iulie 2011
Chrome Experiment - Google Gravity (and extra bonus)
And by the way!
-You tube videos taking to long to load?!
Did you know that you can play "snake" while you wait?
If you get bored while waiting for some of the newer YouTube videos to load, press any of the arrow buttons and a game of snake will begin. You can even continue playing as the video plays! (It's harder to see when the video's playing though)
Try it!!
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUbhurazYu0&feature=player_embedded ]
joi, 14 iulie 2011
este necunoscut pana la faza pseudo
In lumea contemporana traim-incert spus din punct de vedere emotional- o rastamlcire inteleasa doar de ei.Dar cine sunt ei? Cine? Unde sa caut ceva inexistent? Dar unde se poate masura timpul asfixiat de "industria" betonizata a basinilor lor? Dar nu era oare dejuns o singura gaura de esapament gasita pe toata aria globului de hartie prost infasat ,la toti insii lumi? Tac.Suspin- spatiul ideal al respiratiei, spatiu delimitat de neantul poetiilor,de neantul filozofiei . Nu cred. Dar intruchipez vocii,doresc o afirmare sigura,inradacinata bine in ovarele pamantului,nu doresc scutul invizibil.Unde se gaseste pecetea vesniciei? Unde se pot impune limite admise de toti? Intrebarea? nu-si are raspunsul?Nimic nou.
luni, 11 iulie 2011
Things we have "learned" from movies
1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
16. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
18. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: "Enter Password Now".
22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.
23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.
15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
16. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
18. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: "Enter Password Now".
22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.
23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
duminică, 3 iulie 2011
Ilustrii ai trecutului /2
Blaga!
-Destin şi schelet. Nu trebuie să tindem neapărat şi într-adins spre o existenţă tragică. Natura s-a îngrijit ea însăşi să ne răstignească fiinţa, carnea şi destinul pe-o cruce de oase.
-Inconştientul este un domeniu independent cu structuri şi cu o dinamică proprie, de asemenea cu categorii şi forme cognitive proprii... având şi o cunoaştere proprie.
-Natura şi citatul. Această fetiţă ar trebui să-şi poarte frumoşii ochi în ghilimele, căci îi are de la bunica ei. Dar Natura ignoră citatul.
-Ciudat. Un strop de smoală şi o băltoacă murdară sunt suficiente ca să facă împreună cel mai frumos curcubeu.
-Goethe. Scriitorul prin excelenţă, care a fost aşa de mult om, încât nu mi-l pot închipui scriind.
-În mizeria cotidiană a condiţiilor umane de astăzi, a răspunde realităţii cu o idee înseamnă curaj.
-Cele mai mari prostii nu le spun proştii, ci capetele mijlocii, care vânează după originalitate...
-Prezenţa psihologiei unde nu te aştepţi. Banul săracului e cald. Fiindcă săracul îl ţine tot în mână.
-Comentator pentru grădina măslinilor. Numai spiritul asudă sânge, trupul niciodată.
-Pubertate. Vârsta când porii ar vrea să fie guri şi ochi în acelaşi timp.
-Iarba este înrourată la ceas de noapte, ochiul meu - totdeauna.
-O boală învinsă este orice carte.
-Viaţa respiră oxigen - talentul, libertate.
-Veşnicia s-a născut la sat.
-Adolescenţa. Orice adolescent simte nevoia de a face o cură de îmbătrânire: câteodată, a citi filozofie este mijlocul cel mai recomandabil.
[Blaga,e noul meu super idol sexos in rime]
-Destin şi schelet. Nu trebuie să tindem neapărat şi într-adins spre o existenţă tragică. Natura s-a îngrijit ea însăşi să ne răstignească fiinţa, carnea şi destinul pe-o cruce de oase.
-Inconştientul este un domeniu independent cu structuri şi cu o dinamică proprie, de asemenea cu categorii şi forme cognitive proprii... având şi o cunoaştere proprie.
-Natura şi citatul. Această fetiţă ar trebui să-şi poarte frumoşii ochi în ghilimele, căci îi are de la bunica ei. Dar Natura ignoră citatul.
-Ciudat. Un strop de smoală şi o băltoacă murdară sunt suficiente ca să facă împreună cel mai frumos curcubeu.
-Goethe. Scriitorul prin excelenţă, care a fost aşa de mult om, încât nu mi-l pot închipui scriind.
-În mizeria cotidiană a condiţiilor umane de astăzi, a răspunde realităţii cu o idee înseamnă curaj.
-Cele mai mari prostii nu le spun proştii, ci capetele mijlocii, care vânează după originalitate...
-Prezenţa psihologiei unde nu te aştepţi. Banul săracului e cald. Fiindcă săracul îl ţine tot în mână.
-Comentator pentru grădina măslinilor. Numai spiritul asudă sânge, trupul niciodată.
-Pubertate. Vârsta când porii ar vrea să fie guri şi ochi în acelaşi timp.
-Iarba este înrourată la ceas de noapte, ochiul meu - totdeauna.
-O boală învinsă este orice carte.
-Viaţa respiră oxigen - talentul, libertate.
-Veşnicia s-a născut la sat.
-Adolescenţa. Orice adolescent simte nevoia de a face o cură de îmbătrânire: câteodată, a citi filozofie este mijlocul cel mai recomandabil.
[Blaga,e noul meu super idol sexos in rime]
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